[That just gets a snicker, but it's nice to have a distraction from the slight craziness of houseguests and raging storms.]

I'd say try the pool at the sports center but somehow, they'd probably rig that place too, I think I'm divorcing the water but that has to be hard as a swimmer, which sucks. Swimming pool size bathtub, maybe?

[It's a silly suggestion made for silliness sake what can he say, he has his moments.]