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[ He'll be doing a mighty fine backstroke in ... let's give it fifteen minutes into the actual work out. For now, Eros has nothing but good intentions. When the door opens and he gets a good look at Sousuke he gasps. ]

No fair! You look adorable. I look like a nymph! Look at these things!

[ Addax horns were actually kind of nice. Good to gri-- Hi. He might give Sousuke a rather appreciative smile when he steps in, setting his bag down in the space. ]

Why would you want to say no to this?

[ Ignore the cute magenta freak spreading out his mat, tutting at the floor. He means yoga but that ass is kind of nice, too. ]

Do you have a mat? A long towel, maybe?

[ a backstroke and maybe a breast stroke might happen too. but he lets out a small huff of laughter at his gasp ]

Really? I feel weird with these things. But... [ glances up at the horns and then glances down to see if there's a matching little addax tail before going back up ] I can see why those can get annoying.

[ he hums at the next question, as though he's trying to think of a reason to say no to Eros. but that ass is nice. ]

I can get a towel, yeah. Wasn't really sure what I needed.

[ he makes a move to get the towel ] You want something to drink?

I can see why it'd be weird. Do you like belly rubs?

[ It's out of his mouth before he can stop it and he has no choice but to grin, somewhat sheepishly. Eros is not one to be embarrassed by much but there are times he says some pretty stupid stuff. He sits on the mat, legs crossed. Maybe he even leans back on his hands to watch Sousuke's back when it turns to him.

Maybe he's not thinking about belly rubs. Those shorts are terribly low and his mind has wandered. ]

Hm? Oh... Yeah, I guess that would be smart to keep hydrated. Whatever you have. I know that I kind of just dropped this on you. If you want you can use my mat. More grip.

[ How helpful. ]

That remains to be seen.

[ and something tells me that eros is going to be the first one to find out if he likes belly rubs or not. it's... easy to kid around with eros. he's not sure why, but it feels good. it helps that eros says stupid shit, it reminds him of being with his friends.

he turns his head to look at back at eros ]

Definitely good to stay hydrated. I'll get us some water.

And I'll still get that towel. Helps for clean-up, yeah?

[ a beat ]

Do you get sweaty with yoga?

[ he's moving quickly to get them bottles of water and a towel, his tail wagging lazily behind him ]

[ Belly rubs? Tickle fetish? Really, we're all freaks here. The response is really kind of cute and Eros can relax for a moment or two as far as letting his mind wander from yoga.

CLEAN-UP?! Sweaty?! ]

It's a solid core workout. I've gotten a little ...sweaty from it. Sure.

[ He has a moment of reprieve when Sousuke goes to fetch the towel and he idly just flops on his side. It wasn't his intention to sprawl out like a French girl but as Bob Ross would've said; there are no mistakes, only happy little accidents.

At least he isn't leering. He stretches an arm out to tap the floor next to his mat. ]

Why don't you set your towel up here? It helps to be close so you can see what I'm doing.

[ Downward dog. Ay. ]

[ and you're the freakiest of the freaks i mean--

eros can definitely tell that at least for right now, sousuke doesn't have and ulterior motives or ideas. ]

Got it! [ he calls that out as he grabs the towel.

coming back, he lets out a huff of laughter at seeing eros sprawled out like a french girl. he spreads out the towel on the floor next to him. sousuke doesn't lay down, but he does sit down and looks at eros ]

Alright, I think I'm ready to start whenever you are.

[ show him how to properly be a downward dog ayyy ]

[ He is not a freak; he’s simply experienced with a wide taste. A gourmand of ass, if you will.

It feels a bit weird, looking at a cute guy that temporarily has dog features but hey, he’s got horns and a tail. Has he referred to them as handlebars yet? Certainly not. Let’s not be crass. Eros grins at the laughter, eyes lighting up as his date (shhhh it makes it less heathen to call it a date even if it’s not) settles beside him.

Sitting up, he claps his hands on his knees and nods. DEEP, SOOTHING CONCENTRATION. ]

Well the first thing we’re going to do is start with stretching. I’d hate to have you strain something under my watch.

[ He’d be totes willing to massage it out though. His eyes drift to Sousuke for a moment before he begins. LET’S JUST BE FRANKS AND BEANS HERE; it’s some basic ass stuff that is useful in two things: actually stretching and ogling (and offering things to ogle). This is not an instructional vid. This is a precursor to sin. ]

Can you feel it in your upper legs?

[ Oh, his ass is definitely in the air. What a show. 10/10. ]

[ a gourmass... that worked better in my head.

but i'm not sure if eros can talk about what's weird or not considering who his grandfather is. either way, eros is nothing like him, so that's already a blessing. sousuke wouldn't consider going on this yoga date (yeah makes it more pure and less bootycall) if eros was like zeus.

he nods and follows along, moving his body as eros does ]

Stretching is always a good start. [ he could have done more of that when he was younger.

but he is putting his body on display here. ]

Yeah, I definitely can.

[ booty booty booty rocking everywhere--]

[ Body on display indeed. Yoga is very serious business for the body as well as the mind so for the first few movements, Eros is behaving enough that his focus isn't immediately on that swimmer booty.

Or calves. Gods the calves.

He'd be crying if he could see that icon tho. He's just about to change it up when he looks over and immediately gets called out by Sanguis being a jackass. Ass. ]

Oh hold that pose. There's something that I just can't put my finger on that looks slightly off.

[ Eros shifts, thoughtful hum and all as he approaches. There's a quiet HA before his hands fall on Sousuke's hips in an attempt to urge them higher. Wow Eros. Just. Touching.

Touching is nice. ]

Your hips need to be higher.

[ There is so much on Sousuke that Eros can admire, it's honestly quite unfair for him. He's but a poor god who can't ignore an offering like this in front of him. ]

[ He lets out a slight gasp at Eros' hands on him. Ignore how his tail starts wagging a bit, hopefully it doesn't hit him in the face ]

Oof, I think I'm feeling it now.

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um, i'm back to this too

<3